Shitty Cars
Austins car is all fucked up, And my car is all fucked up Michaels sister fucked up the truck, Every car is fucked, I crashed into a mailbox, Austin crashed into a tree, Jan car lost its breaks, There no where to be seen, We all need new cars, Cause all our cars are fucked But new cars are expensive, Cause the economy is fucked, The bumpers fucked, the engines fucked, The timing belt is fucked, The radio is actually fine, Except when its fucked. Fucked up cars, really suck, If your driving one, good luck, The word I'd used to describe all our cars, Is probably, uh, fucked? Wooo, Shitty Cars Woooooooo Shitty Cars {Guitar Solo} Ahhhh, Shitty Cars! Aahhh, Fucked up Cars Ahhhh, Shitty cars, fucked up cars, Ahhh, they're never gonna put a wendys in Chesterland!
School Water
I'm feeling tired //I can't think I'm feeling thirsty // I need a drink I stepped straight // Outta class Water Fountain // Down By Math I bend over // I take a Sip And Jesus Christ! // It burns my lips School water, // Burnin piss School water // Syphilis School water // Melt my brain School Water // Liver pain I felt woozy // Went to the nurse She says we better // Call a hearse I felt sickly // I'm looking-green My small intestine // It's been swiss cheesed School water // Burnin piss, School water, // Syphilis School water, // Melted brain, School water, // I'm going insane Now i'm in the // Hospital Recovery is // Impossible Not long for here, // The way i'm coughing, Perhaps it's time, // To buy a coffin School water, // It tasted foul School water, // Kill me now, School water, // Lobotomize, School Water, //Tear out my eyes, School water, // It's in my Head, School Water, // I think im deaaaaad
Lightswitch Lawnmower
Let me tell you a story, A story about a little old lawn mower me and my friends purchased for 75 bucks one warm summers day. This is a tale of weary, a tale of woe and a tale of triumph. So strap yourself in folks, for the tale, of the light switch lawnmower! I'm going to sing you a song, might be right and might be wrong, but I've got to tell you 'bout that light switch lawnmower. One man's treasures one mans junk, the engines bad and the tires fucked, still I gotta say I love that super old piece of shit. Bought it off of some old guy, now its blue we don't know why, say its good well thats a lie, but god damn it really flies. When I'm tired then I sleep, and when I'm thirsty I have a drink, now im bored I want to drive that light switch lawnmower. Wallet's empty can't buy soap, roommate hates me and I'm broke, but I don't need that rope, cause I got my lawnmower. If you see us on the street, you're so mad you cant compete, if we race, your ass we'll beat, cause I'm on my lawnower.